Ok… I may have no real internet out here in beautiful British Columbia (as I’ve currently just finished roaming the cabin looking for the neighbor’s wireless signal), but I do have electricity and I happened to buy a family member Brutal Legend for christmas.
This game… literally is, fucking powerful!
This is the only game that lets you:
- Be a roadie.
- Use a guitar to light demonic cultists on fire.
- Build a car from the body parts of a demon. “I shall call it… the Druid Plow.”
- Free headbangers from a hell prison.
- Annoy Ozzy Osbourne.
- Ride a raptor deer.
- Piss on a campfire.
- Run over titanium hedgehogs. (Sorry Sonic)
- Capture fire breathing gorillas.
- Finally put an end to bondage.
- Lead a mosh pit. (Don’t believe me? play the game)
- Prove that the power of music truly can heal.
- Use stage lights to kill people.
- Naturally farm dry ice.
- Perform several DECAPITAAAATIIOOOOOOONNNSS!!
- Blow up seagulls.
- Conquer a sex mansion.
- Grow demon wings and fly around.
- Nitro boost through wildlife for the betterment of humanity.
- Stare at incredibly well rendered cleavage. (Just look at the graphics! They’re so smooth!)
- Beat up emo’s.
Now if that hasn’t convinced you to go buy this game, then I have one final test. The following is a video of Jack Black (the ingame voice of Eddie Riggs, the main character of Brutal Legend) performing Master Exploder. This song emulates the soul of Brutal Legend and it’s awesome humor. If you like what you see here, go buy Brutal Legend and have yourself an awesome holiday.
As always, thanks for reading and enjoy! Now go buy Brutal Legend!
Tekuno! 